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“Silent Night” Movie Titles Lyrics Remix


“Silent Night” Movie Titles Lyrics Remix

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First Verse:

Silent Hill (2006), Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

All is Lost (2013), All is Bright (2013)

Rounders (1998) Young Guns (1988) The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) Mother’s Boys (1994) Child’s Play (1988)

Holy Man (1998) Love Me Tender (1956) Mild Afternoon (2011)

Sleepless in Seattle (1993) War and Peace (1956)

I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead (2003) Heavenly Creatures (1994)

 

Second Verse:

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

The Son of No One (2011) Friday Night Lights (2004)

Radiant City (2006) Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam (1986)

Dawn of the Dead (2004) The Raid: Redemption (2011) Maria Full of Grace (2004)

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973), Lord of War (2005) Birth (2004)

Jesus of Montreal (1989), Lord of the Flies (1990) Birth of the Living Dead (2013)

 

Third Verse:

Silence of the Lambs (1991), A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

The Good Shepherd (2006) Out of Sight (1998)

Glory (1989) Love Streams (1984) Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

Oh Heavenly Dog (1980) The Host (2013) The Hallelujah Trail (1965)

The Passion of the Christ (2004) Savior (1998) Natural Born Killers (1994)

The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) Six Gun Savior (2014) Born on the Fourth of July (1989)

 

My wife and I started changing the lyrics to “Silent Night” to different movie titles and it started off as a joke.  I decided to see how far I could take it and this was the result.  I will never think of “Silent Night” the same way again.  Which version will you sing this Christmas?

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Curse of Chucky (2013)


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Curse of Chucky (2013)

Dolls can be creepy.  Let’s face it; creepy dolls are one of the most common elements of horror movies.  I could probably name at least 20 horror movies off the top of my head that had a scary doll in it.  Child’s Play (1988) took this concept with its demonic redheaded killer doll and ran with it.  It worked so well that the film spawned 5 sequels.

I have never been a big fan of the Chucky movies.  The first film was okay, but the ones that followed were all pretty redundant.  I will admit that the Chucky character himself, is pretty sinister.

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Curse of Chucky is the 6th film in the series.  The movie is about a wheelchair bound girl named Nica (Fiona Dourif) who lives alone with her mother (Chantel Quesnelle) in a large old house.  Nica’s mother dies shortly after receiving a strange and unexpected package.  In the package is a doll named Chucky.  When the rest of Nica’s family comes to visit, Chucky introduces himself to the family.

The film was written and directed by Don Mancini and the rest of the noteworthy cast includes Brad Dourif, Danielle Bisutti, A Martinez, Maitland McConnell, and Jennifer Tilly.

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Deranged, psychotic serial killer doll Chucky, strikes again in another cheesy, lousy murdering escapade.  The movie is so bad that it is laughable.

I couldn’t figure out what was worse, the low-grade dreadful acting, or the poorly written dialogue and crummy storyline.

This slasher film was formulaic, predictable, convenient, tacky, and overall pretty stupid.

I gave the movie a chance because the original was alright.  I should have left well enough alone.

Don’t waste your time or money on this awful sequel.

I rate this movie a 1 on a scale of 1-10.

Buy, rent, or run?  RUN!