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“Silent Night” Movie Titles Lyrics Remix


“Silent Night” Movie Titles Lyrics Remix

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First Verse:

Silent Hill (2006), Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

All is Lost (2013), All is Bright (2013)

Rounders (1998) Young Guns (1988) The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) Mother’s Boys (1994) Child’s Play (1988)

Holy Man (1998) Love Me Tender (1956) Mild Afternoon (2011)

Sleepless in Seattle (1993) War and Peace (1956)

I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead (2003) Heavenly Creatures (1994)

 

Second Verse:

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

The Son of No One (2011) Friday Night Lights (2004)

Radiant City (2006) Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam (1986)

Dawn of the Dead (2004) The Raid: Redemption (2011) Maria Full of Grace (2004)

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973), Lord of War (2005) Birth (2004)

Jesus of Montreal (1989), Lord of the Flies (1990) Birth of the Living Dead (2013)

 

Third Verse:

Silence of the Lambs (1991), A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

The Good Shepherd (2006) Out of Sight (1998)

Glory (1989) Love Streams (1984) Kingdom of Heaven (2005)

Oh Heavenly Dog (1980) The Host (2013) The Hallelujah Trail (1965)

The Passion of the Christ (2004) Savior (1998) Natural Born Killers (1994)

The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) Six Gun Savior (2014) Born on the Fourth of July (1989)

 

My wife and I started changing the lyrics to “Silent Night” to different movie titles and it started off as a joke.  I decided to see how far I could take it and this was the result.  I will never think of “Silent Night” the same way again.  Which version will you sing this Christmas?

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Frankenweenie (2012)


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Frankenweenie (2012)

One of the darkest, creepiest Disney kids movies that I can recall in recent years.

The awesome, unique animation was obviously influenced by the warped brilliance of Director Tim Burton.  It is basically the love child of The Nightmare before Christmas (1993) and Corpse Bride (2005). Ever since Burton made a name for his crazy self when he directed Beetlejuice (1988), every one of his movies has been a visually stunning work of art.Tim Burton Frankenweenie classroom

Burton takes the classic Frankenstein (1931) and puts it in a blender with Lassie Come Home (1943), Pet Sematary (1989), The Mummy (1932), Dracula (1931), The Wolfman (1941), Bride of Frankenstein (1935), Gremlins (1984), and Godzilla (1954).  The monster that is created from this movie concoction goes by the name of Frankenweenie.

Frankenweenie is a touching, heartfelt, twisted tale of a boy’s love for his dog, Sparky.  After a Sparky dies in a terrible accident, the boy cannot cope.  He tries to use science to bring his beloved dog back from the dead.  His classmates think that he is doing the experiment to win the trophy at the science fair.  In order to compete, the students try to raise dead animals of their own.

The entire film has a classic old-movie feel that is incredible.  It is the first full-length animated film that I have seen that has achieved the sense of an earlier time in such a realistic way.

The movie has a handful of big names (Martin Short, Martin Landau, Catherine O’Hara, and Winona Ryder) that supply some of the characters voices.

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Fun facts: O’Hara and Ryder played stepmother and stepdaughter in Beetlejuice.  The character that Ryder voiced actually looked a lot like she did in Beetlejuice.  Landau was in Burton’s Sleepy Hollow (1999) and Ed Wood (1994).

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The movie is rated PG.  Parental guidance is suggested.  I highly suggest that you view this movie before you show it to your little ones.  It was pretty frightening for a Disney movie.  That being said, you might just get pulled into this funny, clever, tender, superbly crafted film.

I rate this movie an 8.5 on a scale of 1-10.

Buy, rent, or run?  Buy.

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