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The Heat (2013)


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The Heat (2013)

The Heat is about a hard-working, by-the-book, know-it-all FBI special agent (Sandra Bullock) who is reluctantly partnered with a foul-mouthed, bad-tempered, Boston police officer (Melissa McCarthy) with a knack for breaking the rules.  The completely mismatched pair work together to try to stop drug-runners in the Boston area.

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The movie was written by Katie Dippold and directed by Paul Feig.

The rest of the notable cast includes Demian Bichir, Marlon Wayans, Michael Rapaport, Thomas F. Wilson, Michael McDonald, Jane Curtin, and Taran Killam.

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This movie showed shades of Miss Congeniality (2000) where Bullock played a very similar type of FBI agent.  The main difference is that The Heat is way raunchier, obscene humor, mainly due to McCarthy’s character.

The pairing of Bullock and McCarthy is what really made this film work.  Their personalities were so different from each other that they absolutely clashed.  This resulted in roaring laughter.  But, what really made the film was when McCarthy’s winning personality began to rub off on Bullock.  Bullock has forever been known to take on the classier, more wholesome roles.  Her comedies usually go as far as PG-13 rated humor.  Seeing her in an R-rated comedy just made her part even more hysterical.

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I will admit that I have only seen Melissa McCarthy in a few movies.  She was pretty funny in the parts that I have seen her play.  She reminds me of a female more vulgar version of Chris Farley.  She is a bigger person like Farley and she always brings a ton of energy to her characters like he did.  For a bigger guy, it was always surprising to me how Chris Farley was always all over the place bouncing around with tons of vigor.  McCarthy is the same way.  Throw comedy into the mix and it’s inevitable that you are bound to laugh uncontrollably.  Her character in The Heat was no exception.

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This is the best Melissa McCarthy movie that I have seen and perhaps Sandra Bullock’s funniest movie yet.  I had expected basically another Miss Congeniality, but I was pleasantly surprised at how much funnier this movie was than that one.

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In this world of endless number of sequels and remakes, it is no surprise to me that a sequel to this film is already in the works.  Hollywood knows a goldmine when it sees one.  They are cashing in while the getting is good.  This is one of those instances where I don’t mind.  Bring on a sequel.  This movie was good for tons of laughs.  The next one is bound to be almost as good.

I rate this movie an 8 on a scale of 1-10.

Buy, rent, or run?  Buy.

A Haunted House (2013)


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A Haunted House (2013)

I did not expect much from A Haunted House.  I decided to skip seeing the movie in the theatre.  I knew that it was not going to be the greatest, although I thought it might be at least good for a few laughs.  I was wrong, dead wrong.

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I figured the movie would be like Scary Movie (2000) or any of its 4 sequels.  Why shouldn’t it be?  It is a spoof movie like those movies.  It was written by Marlon Wayans who also wrote all of those movies.  He also stars in those movies.  It is bound to be at least kind of funny like those movies, right?  I thought it would be and that is why I watched it.  I was sorely mistaken.  I can honestly say that A Haunted House was one of the worst movies that I have ever seen.  Not the worst, but certainly one of them.  That is saying a lot, because I have literally seen thousands of movies.

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The film is a spoof on Paranormal Activity (2007) and several other horror movies.  Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) asks his girlfriend (Essence Atkins) to move in with him.  As soon as she arrives, bad things start happening.  Paranormal events occur and the couple eventually starts to think that their house is haunted.

I am not lying when I tell you that I did not laugh once during the entire movie.  I knew that the movie would be raunchy and stupid, but it went way beyond that.  Instead of being raunchy humor and stupid humor, it was just stupid and sick.  Moments that were on the verge of being funny, fell flat because they were extremely unoriginal.

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The movie was written my Marlon Wayans and Rick Alvarez.  It was directed by Michael Tiddes.  The cast also includes Marlene Forte, David Koechner, Dave Sheridan, Nick Swardson, Andrew Daly, Cedric the Entertainer, Affion Crockett, and J.B. Smoove.

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A Haunted House is a comedy without the laughs.  The movie is a complete waste of time and money.  My only hope is that I am able to spare you the torture of viewing this rancid piece of excrement.

I rate this movie a 1 on a scale of 1-10.

Buy, rent, or run?  RUN!  And don’t look back.

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Trailer for The Heat (2013)


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The Heat (2013) (click on the title for my full review)

Another comedy for Sandra Bullock.  This movie looks suspiciously similar to Miss Congeniality (2000).  In fact, it could just be part 3 without the oficial title.  Everything about The Heat looks similar to Miss Congeniality.  We have seen this movie before, twice.  I’m sure it will still have its moments of humor, but I think I’ll wait for the DVD.

Besides Bullock, other notable cast includes Melissa McCarthy, Marlon Wayans, Michael Rapaport, Thomas F. Wilson, Bill Burr, Luis Da Silva Jr., Jamie Denbo, and Michael McDonald.

The movie is directed by Paul Feig and is set to release on 6/28/13.