Monthly Archives: February 2013

Trailer Gallery of 13 Upcoming Movies that I would like to see


13 Upcoming Movies that I would like to see

(Click on any green title for my full review)

 

 the company you keep

 The Company You Keep (2012)

 identity thief poster

Identity Thief (2013)

 Red 2 poster

Red 2 (2013)

world war Z poster 

World War Z (2013)

 oz the great and powerful poster

Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)

 The Iceman Poster

The Iceman (2012)

 Mud Poster

Mud (2012)

 Pain and Gain Poster

Pain & Gain (2013)

 Side Effects Poster

Side Effects (2013)

 The Lone Ranger Poster

The Lone Ranger (2013)

 Dead Man Down Poster

Dead Man Down (2013)

 Burt Wonderstone Poster

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013)

 Stoker Poster

Stoker (2013)

Mama (2013)


mama cover

Mama (2013)

Mama was a sophisticated attempt to terrify with a lack of follow-through.  The film got my attention right out of the gate.  The story grabbed me and sucked me in.  As is standard with most scary movies, there were a few lulls as events unfolded on screen.  But, for the most part my eyes were pretty much glued to the screen.  I wanted to know who this Mama character was.

I am not afraid to admit that I was a little jumpy when Mama made her appearance.  I actually did get chills running down my spine.

mama girls group

The movie was effectively scary.  It did an excellent job of toying with my emotions; letting me know when something frightening was going to happen and then taking its time to get to that point.  When it was finally time for something to jump out at me, I was not ready for it because my anticipation had ceased.  It waits for you to let your guard down and then it attacks.  After using this maneuver successfully a couple of times, you might think that I would get used to it, but I couldn’t.

The special effects in this film were incredible and I think that is a major contributing factor in why the movie was actually able to be horrifying.  It was very realistic.  It was so real that it was creepy, literally.

mama doorway

In my previous horror movie review of The Possession (2012), I mentioned what seems to be the basic horror movie outline these days.  Mama was refreshing because it only very loosely followed that outline and that was a nice change of pace.

As the film reaches its climax, the story begins to unravel.  Things stop making sense and many questions go unanswered.  Amidst all of the confusion, the movie as we know it up until that point, basically takes a nosedive off of a cliff and kills itself.  It was a shame because it really had a lot going for it until then.  In my mind I was starting to compare it to The Ring (2002).  The Ring was probably the last movie that scared me the way this one did.  Except that The Ring had a quality ending.  The ending of Mama was a travesty to the movie as a whole.  It took something really good and destroyed it.

I rate this movie a 6.5 on a scale of 1-10.

Buy, rent, or run?  Rent.

Maybe if we are lucky, the DVD will have an alternate ending.  Maybe the theatrical ending was just a joke.  It was really that bad.

Side note: Jessica Chastain was hardly recognizable in Mama.  Because of her short, cropped black hair, tattoos, and punk rock clothing, I didn’t even know that it was her until the credits were rolling at the end.

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13 Awesome Actors, 13 Awful Movies


13 Awesome Actors, 13 Awful Movies

 

Unfortunately I had the displeasure of viewing these vile movies.  I was duped into thinking that each one of these films could do no wrong because of the awesome actors that were in them.  Boy was I wrong.  Do yourself a favor and stay as far away from these movies as you can get.

Anthony Hopkins: Alexander (2004)

 

Brad Pitt: Killing Them Softly (2012)

 

Daniel Day-Lewis: The Boxer (1997)

 

George Clooney: Syriana (2005)

 

Jeff Bridges: The Contender (2000)

 

John Travolta: Battlefield Earth (2000)

 

Johnny Depp: Before Night Falls (2000)

 

Kevin Costner: Waterworld (1995)

 

Kevin Spacey: HurlyBurly (1998)

 

Morgan Freeman: Dreamcatcher (2003)

 

Nicolas Cage: The Wicker Man (2006)

 

Robin Williams: The Night Listener (2006)

 

Tom Cruise: Interview with the Vampire (1994)

 

When I look at this list, I can only ask myself one question: What were they thinking?

Groundhog Day (1993)


Groundhog Day cover

Groundhog Day (1993)

In honor of Groundhog Day today, I decided to review the 1993 film of the same name.

Phil: “What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?”

 Phil (Bill Murray) is a weather reporter who is sent to Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania on Groundhog Day to cover the Groundhog Day festivities.  Although he is unhappy with his assignment, he follows orders and soon finds himself stuck living the same day over and over again.

Groundhog Day is easily Bill Murray’s best performance and greatest movie.

groundhog day face

Although I saw the movie in the theatre when I was a kid, I did not truly appreciate the humor in it until I was an adult.  The more Phil is forced to repeat the same day, the harder and harder you will laugh.

The film is a comedy classic and this is mostly attributed to the pairing of Harold Ramis directing and Bill Murray starring.  The two men were good friends at the time of filming and Ramis had previously directed Murray in Caddyshack.  They both also had starred together in Ghostbusters (1984), Ghostbusters II (1989), and Stripes (1981).  Ramis wrote the screenplay for all of those films including Groundhog Day. His writing of Groundhog Day is superb and he also has a cameo appearance in the film.

The comedy is very tastefully written and the film is eventually quite touching.

Andie MacDowell, Chris Elliot, and Steven Tobolowsky are all excellent additions to the film.  Bill Murray’s brother Brian Doyle-Murray even has a bit part in the movie.

Groundhog Day movie image

If you have not seen Groundhog Day, I strongly recommend that you do so immediately.  Go out and rent it, buy it, download it, or borrow it.  Steal it if you have to.  You will not be disappointed, and it may become a holiday tradition for you and your family just as it has for me.  I have watched it over and over and over again.

I rate this movie a 10 on a scale of 1-10.

Buy, rent, or run?  BUY!

groundhog day driving