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Gravity (2013)


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Gravity (2013)

 

There are countless films and television shows that have taken place in outer space.  Often, many of these shows are very similar to each other and lots of them, not all of them, are cheap and awful.

Most science fiction shows take place in outer space at one point or another.  As a general rule, I am not a big fan of the science fiction genre.  There are certain aspects of science fiction that I love, but for the most part, I cringe when I first hear mention of a science fiction film.

What don’t I like about most science fiction movies?  There is usually one aspect of the film that is way too unrealistic.  The unrealism spreads like a cancer and attacks the credibility of the rest of the movie.  This causes me to lose interest because what I am seeing on screen is too bogus for me to attempt to believe my own eyes.  Things are hard to enjoy when they seem completely fake.

Over the years, special effects have been the root cause for me not liking science fiction movies.  At first special effects were so cheap that they would make everything look phony.  Eventually technology got better and better until finally, filmmakers could make almost anything that was super outrageous look unquestionably real.

So, what changed?  Movie makers felt that they had to outdo one another.  Special effects became so real that they made everything look like a counterfeit copy of reality.  If you know that a hundred dollar bill is a counterfeit, than it is no good.  But, if you can’t tell that the hundred dollar bill is a “fugazi”, than you might be able to pass it off as legitimate currency.

Occasionally a science fiction film will boast legitimate special effects and those are the ones that I seek out.  It’s best if I stay away from the rest of the “fugazi’s” because they only cause disappointment.

I was a little unsure of Gravity before going to see it because for a change, the trailer did not give away too much.  The trailer only showed legitimate special effects.

GRAVITY

Gravity is about two astronauts who must fight for their own survival after an unfortunate accident causes them to be stranded in outer space a long way from their ship.

The film was written by Alfonso Cuaron and Jonas Cuaron and directed by Alfonso Cuaron.  The noteworthy cast includes Sandra Bullock George Clooney, and Ed Harris.

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The trailer tells us that Bullock and Clooney are in for a wild ride on the gravity train.  What the trailer does not tell us is that the film is an insane trip.

The trailer only showed legitimate special effects, because there is no other kind of special effects in Gravity.  The film has the best special effects that I have ever seen in a movie.  It is the most realistic that outer space has ever looked on a screen.  Both of those facts are a big deal.  On top of that, the extreme intensity and suspense will blow your mind and the phenomenal performance by Bullock makes Gravity an extraordinary journey that doesn’t stop until the credits roll.

Gravity Bullock

Gravity is a must-see.  It’s a top notch science fiction movie (because of the outer space aspect) that has Oscar written all over it.  It should be nominated for an Academy Award in almost every category and it could win most of them.  It is easily one of the best movies of 2013.

I rate this movie a 9 on a scale of 1-10.

Buy, rent, or run?  Buy.

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Trailer for The Monuments Men (2013)


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The Monuments Men (2013)

 

The Monuments Men is based on a true story about a team of art historians and museum curators that are brought together during World War II to save priceless works of art before Hitler has them destroyed.

The film is directed by George Clooney and the noteworthy cast includes George Clooney, Matt Damon, Cate Blanchett, Bill Murray, John Goodman, Bob Balaban, and Jean Dujardin.

The all-star cast would be enough to make me want to see the film, but this is an intriguing story that I know nothing about.

I would bet money that it gets nominated for an Academy Award for something, and it will likely deserve it.

The film is set to release on 12/18/13.

 

Teaser Trailer for Gravity (2013)


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Gravity (2013) (Click the title for my full review.)

Houston we have a problem, again.  This time George Clooney and Sandra Bullock are out in space and something has gone terribly wrong.

The movie is written and directed by Alfonso Cuaron.

The special effects look amazing.  I’ll probably have to catch this at some point.  What do you think?

The film is set to release on 10/4/13.

Happy Birthday to George Clooney


George Clooney

Happy Birthday to George Clooney!  He turns 52 today.

Ocean's Eleven Clooney

Clooney is a superb actor when he wants to be.  He has been in a number of solid movies.  However, he has also managed to be a part of a number of pretty terrible movies.

What do you think is George Clooney’s worst movie?

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Trailer for Not Another Celebrity Movie (2013)


Not Another Celebrity Movie

Not Another Celebrity Movie (2013)

A whole movie made up of impersonators of real actors.  They made a movie about people pretending to be famous actors.  It’s worth watching the trailer to see the celebrity look-alikes.  The trailer is funny and tacky at the same time.  It’s Scary Movie (2000) meets Not Another Teen Movie (2001).

I think it’s funny how they list the cast at the end of the preview as:

NOT Charlie Sheen

NOT George Clooney

NOT Brad Pitt

NOT Donald Trump

NOT Angelina Jolie

NOT Tom Cruise

NOT Robert De Niro

NOT Lady Gaga

NOT Johnny Depp

NOT Justin Bieber

NOT Mark Zuckerberg

NOT Kanye West

NOT Kim Kardashian

NOT Usher

NOT Paris Hilton

NOT Zach Galifianakis

NOT Ashton Kutcher

NOT 007

NOT Oprah

The movie will probably not be any good.  What do you think?

13 Awesome Actors, 13 Awful Movies


13 Awesome Actors, 13 Awful Movies

 

Unfortunately I had the displeasure of viewing these vile movies.  I was duped into thinking that each one of these films could do no wrong because of the awesome actors that were in them.  Boy was I wrong.  Do yourself a favor and stay as far away from these movies as you can get.

Anthony Hopkins: Alexander (2004)

 

Brad Pitt: Killing Them Softly (2012)

 

Daniel Day-Lewis: The Boxer (1997)

 

George Clooney: Syriana (2005)

 

Jeff Bridges: The Contender (2000)

 

John Travolta: Battlefield Earth (2000)

 

Johnny Depp: Before Night Falls (2000)

 

Kevin Costner: Waterworld (1995)

 

Kevin Spacey: HurlyBurly (1998)

 

Morgan Freeman: Dreamcatcher (2003)

 

Nicolas Cage: The Wicker Man (2006)

 

Robin Williams: The Night Listener (2006)

 

Tom Cruise: Interview with the Vampire (1994)

 

When I look at this list, I can only ask myself one question: What were they thinking?